The sumenator 

A crazy turkish lady, who eats bananas and sits in a corner never knowing whats going on when asked questions.
Thinks that she knows what shes talking about but really she isn't even speaking english, and doens't know anybodys name.

person: OMFG THE SUMENATOR IS COMING!!
the sumenator: It's ok... eat bananas... what is this sumenator???

The sumenator by jonajosifsnyaba November 10, 2008

shake hands with the senator 

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

shake hands with the senator by Tom August 25, 2004

cuff the senator 

The act of masturbating. To masturbate.

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator

cuff the senator by MeatCubed June 13, 2014

The Semenator 

Kneire is The Semenator

I AM THE SEMENATOR!!! - kneire

The Semenator by love3den January 28, 2022

Thank You For The Question, Senator 

A phrase given by someone being interviewed by a senator, when their sole goal is to waste time and not actually respond to a question with an actual answer.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I do believe I followed the rules and regulations brought forth by the state governor that I work under.

"Thank you for the question, senator", The governor's office follows state legislator for this topic.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I'll have to look into that and get back to you another day.

Thank You For The Question, Senator by BigHickWithBigDick June 27, 2023