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The small 

The smallest person of them all, unable to be broken down any further into constituent parts. Fits into any pocket, can travel miles by hitching a ride on passing fluff. Normally engages in homicidal activities to uphold the legitimacy of the title The Small.
i am the small
no i am you great oaf, surely you shall die by my hand
The small by The muther tall November 14, 2010
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The Small Tiny

The Small Tiny is just a different way to refer to a small character, The word "small" in the term could also be changed to an emotion. Like "The Sad Tiny"
you: why is he so small?
friend: the small tiny
you: what?
friend: the small tiny

The Small Effect 

Being in an enclosed location for a prolonged amount of time causing time to go by seemingly at high speeds without realizing it...
Sorry I'm late bro, The Small Effect man
The Small Effect by Tigga86 May 24, 2018

The Small Potato Clause 

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

All The Small Things 

The greatest hit by blink 182. it was made for the guitarist tom delonge's girlfriend and later wife. it was made on the enema of the state album along with Whats My Age Again?,
and Adam's Song.
Have you heard All the small things

don't sweat the small stuff 

don't get annoyed by the litle things in life
Boozer: Yo man I just lost two bucks gambling

Me: Hey, don't sweat the small stuff man, it's only two dollars.

Cut the small talk 

If someone says 'cut the small talk', it means that this pointless conversation is headed nowhere and has no meaning. It can be used when:
- The person is tired of wasting their time and energy talking or doing something with someone, feeling it is going nowhere

Applicable situations:
1) First encounter with a stranger, too much small talk
2) Multiple encounters with stranger, with nothing happening
3) Estranged family members, you mutually both wouldn't go out of your way to meet them after the event

Do not use if you:
- Will feel awkward afterwards, or feel the need to talk to people around you to prevent 'awkward silence'
- Have got no balls (applicable to male and female)

Do use if you:
- Would rather sit there in another persons company and not talk because theres no point.
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