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the shi

the nasty river that flows through owosso and corunna. The Shiawassee river. GROSS!
Oh man i can't believe you ate a soggy apple jack out of THE SHI!
by sball_11grl May 13, 2005
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The Shi Osborne

When you have 5 kills and blame the whole team for your mistakes.
(The shi osborne) OMG HE IS SO TRASH YET I HAVE 5 kills AND HE HAS 40
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captain on the shi

an alcoholic beverage mixed by someone whose had way too much to drink. this beverage often contains Captain Morgan, Smirnoff, chocolate milk, tequila, etc. it's a gross mixture, i wouldn't recommend it.
"Andy just made up one of his favorite drinks, called captain on the shi." or "I'm duckin' frunk! Another captain on the shi for me!"
by Samantha Rood November 19, 2007
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and the sho shi show

used to replace a noun or verb when you a) dont know what ur talking about or b) dont want other ppl to know something
greg: hey man what did you do last night with alex?
alan: i took her to the movies, went shopping, and the sho shi show.
by josh on the dl December 30, 2005
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we in the w and shi

a phrase said to let people know that your in the WNBA to skip the line of an event, party, etc
- usually said after a game, maybe an All-Star Game
Bouncer: Your not on the list
Courtney Williams: But we in the w and shi
Courtney Williams: They doin the most making us wait..
by renédescartes September 26, 2025
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The Shit-2

(n). Nickname given to the NYPD’s 62nd Precinct by those without morale who work there. (See also, The Depths of Hell.)
Q. Officer, where do you work?

A. The Shit-2, otherwise known as the depths of hell! 😕
by Mickey12x8 February 29, 2020
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The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023
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