The S.S. Rogers 

To be micromanaged to the point of near mental collapse by a tyrant manager. To be fucked over figuratively without the common curtousy of lubricant while in the workplace.

Sara gave me the S.S. Rogers last night. I really need a vacation.

The S.S. Rogers by Less talk more stalk. October 20, 2018

Spain but the S's is Silent 

Spain but the S's is Silent meaning you are in Pain.
Its a term when something terrible happend to someone.
e.x : Your minecraft girfriend left you for Chad.
e.x : Your minecraft dog died.

Jake : Hey bro, I heard ______‘s dog died. Is he okay?.
You : Yeah bro, He's in Spain but the S's is Silent.

Spain but the S's is Silent by GlizzyGobbler69 August 22, 2020

sticking to the s's 

A state of being, meaning to be relaxed and loose. Also, commonly used as a parting statement, similar to "Take it easy". It should be noted that although speculation has been made into what the "s's" are, their identity remains nonspecific. What is known is that they are NOT shaves, shits, and showers (the three s's).

Bill: "Hey bro, what are you up to?"
Andrew: "Oh, not much, just sticking to the s's."

Ralph: "I'll see you tomorrow, bud."
Pete: "Yeah, keep on sticking to the s's."

sticking to the s's by stealthy_llama December 24, 2008

The Fool's Sip

The Fool's Sip is the subconscious reflex of a lying man in panic.

I know he's lying cause he Took the Fool's Sip when I asked him what happened

The Fool's Sip by OtherwiseFox July 25, 2022

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

the devil's sharpie 

Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.

I think I just used a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to the devil's sharpie.

the devil's sharpie by jihadonU September 22, 2014

The three s's 

Shit, shower, and shave

After work I've gotta run home to do the three s's before I go out!

The three s's by Kib August 19, 2006