the perfect boyfriend

He will always be there for you no matter how big or small the situation is. He is sweet and caring and doesn’t care about anything, but you. He is the definition of amazing. He will make you feel like you are the only person that matters to him and him only. He will cherish everything about you. He will be loyal to you no matter what, because at the end of the day, he’s the one who loves you. He’s that one guy that every girl wants in a romance movie. He’s the one guy you will just look at and and say to your self “wow he really is the one”.

Sharon: “ oh my gosh he’s so sweet he’s literally like the perfect boyfriend”

Girlfriend: “ yeah that’s my boyfriend right there.”

the perfect boyfriend by glossy understatement July 17, 2019

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the perfect boyfriend

the perfect boyfriend has many traits that make him eligible for this category here are some!

-good sense of humor (dark sense of humor preferably)
-lots in common with yourself
-alive
-soft lips
-warm arms

so in conclusion, the perfect boyfriend can be yours he could be someone else's but the most perfect boyfriend I've ever seen is mine.
if he's reading this, hi Allie!
xoxo- sinful (my name)

"oh he's the perfect boyfriend!"

is he sinful's boyfriend?
"no"
then he isn't the perfect boyfriend

the perfect boyfriend by chipoltly June 22, 2019

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the perfect boyfriend

a beautiful boy named finn who i love so much. he’s so cute and so awesome and so wholesome and i’m happy to be his boyfriend. mwah i wuv u.

the perfect boyfriend is finn

the perfect boyfriend by alexandrusixx May 15, 2020

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The Perfect Boyfriend

Charles Platt

"Wow there goes The Perfect Boyfriend, his girlfriend must be so lucky."

The Perfect Boyfriend by Not olly January 13, 2021

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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