the perfect boyfriend 

He will always be there for you no matter how big or small the situation is. He is sweet and caring and doesn’t care about anything, but you. He is the definition of amazing. He will make you feel like you are the only person that matters to him and him only. He will cherish everything about you. He will be loyal to you no matter what, because at the end of the day, he’s the one who loves you. He’s that one guy that every girl wants in a romance movie. He’s the one guy you will just look at and and say to your self “wow he really is the one”.

Sharon: “ oh my gosh he’s so sweet he’s literally like the perfect boyfriend”

Girlfriend: “ yeah that’s my boyfriend right there.”

the perfect boyfriend by glossy understatement July 17, 2019

the perfect boyfriend 

the perfect boyfriend has many traits that make him eligible for this category here are some!

-good sense of humor (dark sense of humor preferably)
-lots in common with yourself
-alive
-soft lips
-warm arms

so in conclusion, the perfect boyfriend can be yours he could be someone else's but the most perfect boyfriend I've ever seen is mine.
if he's reading this, hi Allie!
xoxo- sinful (my name)

"oh he's the perfect boyfriend!"

is he sinful's boyfriend?
"no"
then he isn't the perfect boyfriend

the perfect boyfriend by chipoltly June 22, 2019

the perfect boyfriend 

a beautiful boy named finn who i love so much. he’s so cute and so awesome and so wholesome and i’m happy to be his boyfriend. mwah i wuv u.

the perfect boyfriend is finn

the perfect boyfriend by alexandrusixx May 15, 2020

The Perfect Boyfriend 

Charles Platt

"Wow there goes The Perfect Boyfriend, his girlfriend must be so lucky."

The Perfect Boyfriend by Not olly January 13, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019