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The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.
"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."
The Optimus Prime by dpmjww August 12, 2006
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THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.
The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.

The Optimus Prime

Requiring a pair of bros.

In a foursome, the two strongest take the bottom, making the bottom half of the robot, in a table position (genitalia to the sky).

The other two from the upper body of Optimus. This is all done while being inter-connected.
My brother and I preformed and accomplished the Optimus Prime last week.

Thoptimus Prime

Watch out, keep your pants on tight its, its..... Thoptimus Prime
Thoptimus Prime by LoudestBoi September 9, 2019
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