shake the monster

To pee, take a leak. Implying that you have a large penis.

I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.

shake the monster by hankthefourth March 8, 2021

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

so what if I'm the monster

the iconic line from our goddess gabbie hanna while explaining her song on Genius lyrics

dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"

so what if I'm the monster by chichrigga December 11, 2018

scalping the monster 

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

scalping the monster by me5000 October 24, 2010

Slam the Monster 

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

Slam the Monster by Smellins March 14, 2013

Drain the Sea Monster 

Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."

Yargh! Stevie's gotta go drain the sea monster!

Drain the Sea Monster by Jason Michaels July 7, 2011

hide the sea monster 

This is a slang term for sex in a hot tub.

Roy and Julie are in the Jacuzzi, playing hide the sea monster.

hide the sea monster by K Joyce August 2, 2012