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the lobster 

when you administer a shocker to two different girls at the same time.
Ahern administered the elusive lobster on those two women he met in vegas.
the lobster by kook June 19, 2005

The Lobster 

I refreshing alcoholic beverage first created by Meat Axe at the Normanby Hotel in Brisbane, Australia.
The Lobster consists of
1 half shot Amaretto
a quater shot Chamboard
a quater shot Cointreau
a squirt of lime
shaken over ice and topped with lift.

Ofter referred to as "The Lobster"
Girl 1: (to bartender) I'll take a lobster please
Girl 2: (to girl 1) did you ask for The Lobster, everyone is drinking those!
The Lobster by Meat Axe March 6, 2011

The Lobster Pot 

Best restaurant in the world. Located on Henry Street in Limerick. The Garlic Cheese Chip goes down like a can of worms when you're doing the dog's bollocks on it. Try their battered sausage meal during the day and you won't look back.
The other night McEvoy lied down on the entrance mat of the Lobster Pot and went to sleep.

larry the lobster 

Some gay ass lobster dude, who inspires little kids to do drugs, and commit suicide.
I feel like livin' like larry! Larry the lobster!

Pin the Esketit on the Lobster 

an alternative version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, where the objective is to NOT slap Esketit on someone's man boob
My favorite game is pin the esketit on the lobster; we played it at my birthday party.

Earning The Lobster 

Working extra hard in order to spoil another.
Bruce worked late at the office earning the lobster for Nina.
Earning The Lobster by Checkmater February 19, 2010
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