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The juice is worth the squeeze

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences. The Girl Next Door.
JohnnyStrokeAlot: Dance with her!
AdamHardAsARock: I don't know about that. Her boyfriend is tough looking.
JohnnyStrokeAlot: Man, I'd do it if I had the chance.
AdamHardAsARock: Yeah, you're right. The juice is worth the squeeze.

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze 

Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.
If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.

Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.

Is the juice worth the squeeze 

It the outcome worth the effort?
Drew: I have been dating this divorced girl, and no matter what I try, I can get her to give it up.

Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?

Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.

Is the squeeze worth the juice? 

An backward analogy used to ask if something is worth doing or not. Typically the question is asked if the juice is worth the squeeze, but occasionally someone will ask the question backwards i.e. is the squeeze worth the juice?
When discussing a new project, our manager asked "is the squeeze worth the juice?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026