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The interrogator 

To spice things up and get a little kinky, many couples would try “the interrogator”. One of the partners sits down on a chair with a face cloth/towel, or if you want to be truly authentic, a sack over their had. The other participant engages in masturbation while angrily screaming out any questions that come to their mind. The most important part of the act is to finish on the towel or a sack. Be careful not to drown!
“Oh man, this grocery tote reminds of the potato sack my girlfriend and I used to do “the interrogator”. She really likes it!”

interrogating the witness

Yet another word for masturbation.
I walked in on my roommate while he was interrogating the witness.

interrogating the suspect 

Man, You Look Rough!

Yeah, I was up all night, INTERROGATING THE SUSPECT!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026