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The Double 

Oh my God he's so annoying he's literally just doing a 'The Double!'
Hym "Jesus Christ he's do annoying like wow! He's just doing a 'The Double'and you YouTube freaks are just playing along with it! Oooooooooh my God!"
The Double by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

The Double Creamer 

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake
I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.
The Double Creamer by walshy1 May 28, 2014

the double crest

The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.

Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?

Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
the double crest by Malice2.12 December 3, 2010

The Double Dow 

The reverse of The Dowey Sandwich

A large pizza in between two fully basted turkeys.
Oh, no big deal just the Double Dow!
The Double Dow by koolaidmatt February 26, 2011

the double text 

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.
Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.
the double text by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011

The Double Double 

When two females use two double-sided dildo's to pleasure each other in both holes at the same time. For clarification, the anus and the vagina. The act should be vigorous, lube need not apply.
I gave her The Double Double last night and she went wild.
The Double Double by Haylstorm March 31, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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