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the chocolate dalmation

when a man takes a crap on a dog in a certain way that makes it look like a dalmation then has a girl smear the crap around with her slit then the man eats her out.
(man)dude i just gave my girl the chocolate dalmation
(friend)wow thats nasty
(man)tell me about it the smell and taste alone were terable
(friend)so why did you do it
(man)i read about it on urbin dictionary
(friend)realy thats awesome
(man)yah i know

101 Dalmatians: The Series 

An animated series created in 1997 by Disney in collab with Jumbo Pictures based off the classic Disney film of the same name and centers on only three of the original characters (Lucky Dalmatian, Cadpig Dalmatian and Rolly Dalmatian), as well as an additional character, Spot Chicken.
101 Dalmatians: The Series is a good series that I highly recommend.

thedalmation 

Kinda like he shocker but, 3 in the pink, 1 in the stink. Your hand in the shape of a dog.
the guy in the porn handed her thedalmation.
thedalmation by Jimironwood April 26, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016