The Cuckhold

A wresting move in which one person grabs the other by the ballsack, then proceeds to do a backflip, exerting tremendous force onto the cuckholdee's scrotum.

My little brother once performed the cuckhold on his friend.

The Cuckhold by SNAAAAD June 26, 2020

warm the cuckolds of one's heart

A malapropism of the cliche "warm the cockles of one's heart" that simply means give one a comforting feeling of pleasure or contentment. Unlike the cliche, the malapropism suggests the heart to be something populated by cuckolds; the heart already cheats and is cheated by whatever it commits to; all the same there is pleasure or contentment in this.

Strumpets who throw bricks through our windows after we break it off with them warm the cuckolds of one's heart. It shows that they cared enough to be crazy.

warm the cuckolds of one's heart by inglosolunbe September 30, 2013

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD 

A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.

I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD by Tex Tile January 1, 2022

The Spanish Cockhold 

When you wrap both hands around somebody's dick and hold as hard as you can until is it pops.

Edon: Me and Moe pulled a The Spanish Cockhold in the church bathroom.

Joseph: Did you make sure to lick up all the sauce?

Edon: Yes

The Spanish Cockhold by NuttButt_real June 12, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019