at the crack of Satan's ass 

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

at the crack of Satan's ass by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

What's the crack? 

What's going on, what's been going on.

What's the situation.

Can also be used as:

What's your crack (what's going on with you).
"Crack?"

See also, "No crack" ("Nee crack" - Geordie) as an insult meaning boring, with nothing to talk about.

"What's the crack?".

"Not a lot, just been at work really".

What's the crack? by peteski22 August 8, 2011

What's the crack? 

A phrase generally used in Northern Ireland meaning "any news", or something to that effect. It's answered with "nothing much" even if you do have news.

"What's the crack?"
"Nothing much. Oh, I won the lottery!".
"Class!"

What's the crack? by where'swally May 18, 2010

The Cat’s Crack 

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...

Those cookies are the cat’s crack!

The Cat’s Crack by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018

the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass 

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.

You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.

the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass by no can clammupah April 30, 2006

The 'crack sweat' theorem

Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.

Proposed in 2006.

Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'

Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'

Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'

Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'

The 'crack sweat' theorem by Anonymous Bosch June 13, 2012

Stinkin up the crack spot. 

Continuous nonsense. Incessant babbling. Handle ramble. Shit nobody wants to hear.

Tell your stupid ass grandma to stop stinkin up the crack spot.

Stinkin up the crack spot. by J - donealottadro July 24, 2007