The clappening

When one plays as capitao (clapitao) in siege and claps all these niggas

Oh no he is playing as clapitao he is gonna clap all of their cheeks also known as the clappening

by The clappers September 25, 2018

The Clappening

A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.

Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.

Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.

Alt:

Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.

Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.

by MittenstheG March 28, 2021

The clappening

When one plays as capitao in siege and claps all these niggas cheeks

Oh no he is playing as capitao he is gonna do the clappening on all these fools

by The clappers September 25, 2018

The Clappening

When all the homies single so they are thotting around tryna clap some cheeks.

Jarred is single The Clappening has begun.

by TheCheekClapper September 29, 2019

the clapping thing

Both an ideological movement and physical process created by Pharaoh (not to be mistaken with Playerhata)

"Yeah dude, as soon as he got killed, he did the clapping thing."

"Didn't Playerhata start that?"

"No, it was Pharaoh's idea."

by Mr. Gach February 8, 2013

The Crappening

When your patient on bowel meds has them work at the absolute worst time.

Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”

by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021

clapping the ham

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham

he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"

by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003