The Biggest Loser 

An aptly named show that parades around fat people who cry alot. This show, like most reality TV, pre-selects its contestants to be emotionally fragile people who will inspire sympathy in its viewers. Unlike most reality shows, The Biggest Loser awards people for doing things they should have done their whole life. The show offers contestants a chance to get immunity from elemination which almost always invloves having to eat large portions of unhealthy food, thus making the objective of losing weight redundant. Anyone who feels sorry for the contestants should be stabbed in the torso.

Non Fan: I've never seen The Biggest Loser before, is the winner the one who looses the most weight?
Fan: Nah, its the loser who cries and degrades themselves the most.

The Biggest Loser by Peter Reynes April 20, 2007

The Biggest Loser 

a sports fan who gives up his/her season tickets the same year the team wins a championship. The reason for giving up the season tickets is either a) the team has had too many disappointing seasons or b) the person is just being cheap

NOTE: This person should never be allowed to purchase season tickets ever again, banned from all future sporting events of this team, and never again be able to call themselves a "fan"

Billy said he was the biggest Giants fan in San Francsico, but The Biggest Loser gave up his season tickets last year when they won the World Series!

The Biggest Loser by Estimated Prophet August 22, 2011

The Biggest Loser: Miracles 

The nickname of the 2011 Season of The Biggest Loser Couples 4.

This was named because of the entrance of Rulon Gardner into the Show, who defeated the Best Olympic Wrestler in history what came to be known as the Miracle on the Mat

Ray: Rulon Gardner will be on The Biggest Loser this year.

Barry: Must be The Biggest Loser: Miracles.

The Biggest Loser: Miracles by Rulon Gardner January 10, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012