The bald eagle

when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled

1.. she had a nice bald eagle when i was there last

2..you i just balled that eagle

by knonomusawsomus to the octomus primus October 6, 2003

Bald Eagle

Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.

Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!

by Uncle ZShar January 24, 2011

bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022

bald eagle

Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.

Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!

by captain chump June 27, 2004

Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.

Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.

by Tocen November 7, 2009

Bald Eagles

A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.

Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.

by Pierre II September 5, 2013