The bald eagle 

when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled

1.. she had a nice bald eagle when i was there last

2..you i just balled that eagle

The bald eagle by knonomusawsomus to the octomus primus October 6, 2003

The Bald Eagle 

The act of shaving your partner's hair during sex and shoving it up the rectum and shitting it out.

Me and my girlfriend were doing the bald eagle and it was great, but now my ass itches

The Bald Eagle by Jonjohanjenkenheimershmidt October 23, 2015

The Bald Eagle 

The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.

Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle.
Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.

The Bald Eagle by danton2015 May 12, 2011

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle 

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle by sraM December 4, 2012