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The Astronaut

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"
"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"
by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010
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the astronaut effect

1. When someone is talking about something so advanced you hardly understand 50% of it, but the subject is so interesting, you keep listening and encourage the speaker to continue talking.
2. When someone is smart and has interesting things to tell.
"Did you understand anything of what he said?"
"Not really"
"So why did you keep asking questions?"
"I don't know, the astronaut effect I guess"

Or

"Do you like that guy?"
"I don't know, he's sweet, works hard, but he's missing the astronaut effect ."
by Anron90 December 23, 2019
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Punch the Astronaut

When you are high and decide to masturbate
John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut
by Jd87 March 18, 2021
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The Albuquerque Astronaut

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.
Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.
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Astronaut In The Ocean

that song on tiktok that donald trump is supposedly using to communicate with his supporters now that he is banned from twitter
"Hey did you hear that coded song?"

"Astronaut In The Ocean?"
by frenchfryshitballs May 6, 2021
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Astronaut in the Ocean

Person 1: When your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze.

Person 2: When these people talk too much put that s**t in slow motion yeah.

Person 3: I feel like an astronaut in the ocean ay.

Person 4: What you know about rolling down in the deep.
by JasonSandersBiggestFan May 17, 2021
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Astronaut in the ocean

A garbage song that deserves to be played at the gates of hell.
Ya bro, that shit is more garbage then “Astronaut in the ocean.”
by Jimbo_bussin69 May 31, 2021
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