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Read the Zoom 

When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate
Read the Zoom by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020

King of the Zoom 

A game in which you work to be the last person standing in a zoom meeting. If everyone else leaves before you, congrats you're King (or queen) of the Zoom. AKA Zoom Chicken
Our team meeting was only scheduled for 30 minutes but a fierce battle for King of the zoom broke out and we were there for an hour and a half.
King of the Zoom by hammer73time November 10, 2020

Read the zoom 

Like reading the room but in COVID
‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘
Read the zoom by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself
me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

Mute the Zoom 

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.
My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.
Mute the Zoom by anonymous October 21, 2020

The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.
Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.
The Dick Zoom by Henlaree June 18, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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