The Wind Up

When your beating your meat and your about to cum and you speed your stroke up. Then when your shooting you slow the stoke up the get the best out of your session.

Another word: *Pitch*

"When I was watching a porno last night, I started The Wind Up during the first sex scene."

The Wind Up by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

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Stick the wind up them

Term used to express dissatisfaction of a groups or individuals motivation and encouragement of managerial force to motivate groups or individuals to show more urgency, detail, or quality in there work.

Once your in the meeting can you "Stick the wind up them" so that they understand the task is urgent.

Stick the wind up them by Big 'Orse October 24, 2018

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Purple pickle up in the wind

A phrase that Ski mask the slump god uses to relate to his purple penis in the wind and bragging that he has the confidence to wip it out in the wind

She wants to see my purple pickle up in the wind

Purple pickle up in the wind by Niguigi December 1, 2022

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the windup

The windup is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unwinds a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: "the windup." This is when the player carefully winds the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.

I pulled the windup the other day at my girlfriend's parents' house. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!

the windup by werdslaya August 9, 2012

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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