The Vit

For guys, don't ejaculate for about a week. Then when a girl gives you head, makes sures shes gonna swallow. Right after you bust, and as shes swallowing, do something really funny to make her laugh, allowing the semen to come out of her nose. Named after inventor Mike Vitarelli

this weekend im gonna give your grandmother a vit.

by Johnny Black January 30, 2004

Do the Vittie

Crash landing an aeroplane upside down.
Or
Doing something that backfires so badly that either you or your online presence takes major negative hit and eventually dies.

Nah bro, I'm not gonna post that, I don't want to do the Vittie.

by Cone Time June 28, 2020

The three vital m's

The three Vital M's are Three main Basic things every one does when there on a computer, laptop , or PDA. Theese Three vitals Are

1) Msn
2)Munchies
3)Music

They can be in any order

Person 1 : Hey Wuu2?
Person 2 : Just the Three vital M's

by Shikagray April 5, 2010

The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car

UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019