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The Viking 

When 2 straight males lock arms sitting down and see who can Jack-Off first.
Halen and Josh were doing the Viking after work
The Viking by Swimgal69 May 5, 2018

The Viking 

While enjoying intercourse with a female after ejaculation you punch her in the head until she's knocked out. Then burn her house to the ground.
That bitch was annoying so i showed her the viking.
The Viking by boobtet September 14, 2009

The Viking Bison Disco Inferno 

The sexy dance used in most parties and clubs in England. Commonly worn with viking horns.

Stamp, Stamp to the left,
Left leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stabto the left,
Stamp, Stamp to the right,
Right leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stab to the right,
Quick twirl round with both hands
raised to Thor(whatever)
Raise your (pretend) drinking horn to the left,
Drinking horn to the right,
Horn to the sky,
All over body shake,
Huddly duddly,
And fall to knees with a triumphant shout of "HORRRRNNNNN!!!!"
The Viking Bison Disco Inferno is going to be your opening dance at your viking wedding, Rosie.

The Vikas 

One who has strangly useful powers. i.e. powers of suddenly obtaining various previously unattainable girls
He can't do that....I'm The Vikas
He=Big Sexy
The Vikas by Gangmaster Teapot February 20, 2004

The Viking 

When your lady is just wearing knickers and you (standing) flip her upside down, stick your head in the afore mentioned knickers and chow down. She can also go to town so its fun for everyone.
Spot the dog barked as Tom fliped Jane and did the Viking!
The Viking by MurderousYoric March 23, 2009

The Viking Chili Bowl

While boning a chick, the guy lays chud on the partner's head, and forms horns with the fecal matter.
Hey Don, i totally gave Jacklyn The Viking Chili Bowl last night, she has always wanted one.
The Viking Chili Bowl by jh72387 November 10, 2009