The Tyger

The Tyger is a very sad individual. He surfs the internet looking for forums, typically of the bowling variety. He tries to use witty remarks to insult others for no apparent reason but has one fatal flaw: He's a freakin idiot. Others laugh when they see his "insults", and feel pity that someone like this actually is out there. Numerous times has he been "served", but either he is too incompetent to realize he had just been verbally bitch-slapped, or he realized that he's an idiot and decides to attempt a pathetic insult. The Tyger's hobbies include: picking on other's grammar then fucking up himself and saying "Ah glad to see you caught my test" or some bullshit like that, criticizing any and all posts made in a forum for no reason at all, and trying to be e-cool, but ultimately failing and likely one day committing suicide. THe life of The Tyger is a sad one, but one can not help but snicker at such a stupid motherfucker.

OH great, the tyger is here, let's go before his stupidity suffocates us.

The Tyger by Georgey Dubya March 24, 2005

the tiger of Egypt 

A little kid's description of the Sphinx!

When I heard her say the tiger of Egypt, I instantly knew what she meant! How cute!

the tiger of Egypt by Starchylde May 21, 2016

The Tiger Song 

The theme song of the geek squad/wolf pack. Originates from an awesome little movie called The hangover and goes a little something like this:

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Well don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. doug doug doug dougy dougy dougy doug doug. And if he's been murdered my crystal meth tweakers... then we're shit out of luck :P

The Tiger Song is amazing!

The Tiger Song by luckymw1313 December 14, 2010

The Tiger 

A male sun bathes naked with a flaccid penis. When he receives an erection later, there are paler stripes on the penis that gives an illusion of a tiger. (Spray tan for optimum results.)

B-Weav stroked The Tiger yesterday.

The Tiger by The Tigermaster October 23, 2008

unleash the Tiger 

To have/or want to have sex with someone other than your spouse or significant other.

Bob: Dude, I'd like to unleash the Tiger with her!

Jim: Chill out man, you're married!

unleash the Tiger by Chitown winner March 2, 2010

Tony the Tiger 

The mascot who produces steroids in his cereal. Come on, just look at him. He's freakin' huge! And all those kids hitting homers in his commercials. That's no skill for little leaguers.

Tony the Tiger is the Barry Bonds of food.

Tony the Tiger by Grind Graves January 10, 2008

The Eye of the Tiger 

The ability to make a man or woman orgasm by looking at them

When Nicole gave me the Eye of the Tiger I screamed with pleasure!!

The Eye of the Tiger by Meaghan Sharrard November 29, 2007