The Turtle

When one decides to crouch to form a turtle like shell and spin in a circle while holding a sword of some sort.

Originated from a TJ Smith live stream of Chivalry.
While defending the king, the knights of Agatha decide to do The Turtle around their king.
by Sir Kenneth The Awesome December 14, 2012
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The Turtle

A sex position that occurs when the females legs rest on the males shoulders and he leans over from on top of her, pushing her legs against her body, creating a shell over her body. The male continues to penetrate her.
"Me and Billy turtled last night; it felt so good!"

"When Billy turtles me it gets so deep"

"Hey Molly, what do you say we try the turtle tonight?"
by VickySue December 31, 2009
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The Turtle

Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!
Howard Mendenjensenden had his name immortalized when he pulled off "The Turtle"
by Grafzedd September 20, 2009
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When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.
by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017
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turtles

I like them.
by thepiguyofdoom May 26, 2010
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a smart lil sea boi! turtles r good for the environment and are very friendly!! they may walk slow but they are cute and adorable. do not hate on turtles :,)
by 1ly October 20, 2019
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