The Tuna Club 

Highly prestigious fishing club located on Santa Catalina Island in Avalon. Members are mostly middle-aged to old men residing in southern California cities like Newport Beach, Laguna Beach, Dana Point who have more than enough money to fill the oceans they live in. Just to be a possible candidate for the club, you have to pay approx. $3000 a month and extra to be in tournaments. You get nothing but a club house in return, which isn't much help; you can't stay there and women are forbidden from the 2nd floor. So, not only do you have to pay the initial costs, but you have to own a yacht which you must provide with fuel to get there and back at least 3 times a year. Not that pleasant to be at the club house either with such a strict dress code: no jeans, no bare shoulders, close toed shoes... However, they do throw outrageously expensive and amazing parties in which they all drink so much the kids can do whatever they want (can you say martinis? Charge 'em on my dad's account).

Person A: So you and your dad golfing this weekend?
Person B: Doubt it. Father's Day weekend: The Tuna Club Opening Day.
Person A: Dude, bring me? I could use a wild weekend.
Person B: Only if you don't hurl on my mom's Manolo's again. She'll kill you.
Person A: Oh, that's right. Forgot about that damn dress code. Nah, my dad and I'll hit up the course out there, but I don't go to Catalina with oxfords and dress pants. I go with my rainbows, trunks, and tank tops.

The Tuna Club by anonymousss213 May 26, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012