The Trooper

A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.

This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.

The Trooper I had snaking around the toilet this morning wouldn't fucking drop.

by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008

trooper

someone who courageously face harshness and unpleasant conditions to obtain a goal

Fred is a trooper he walked 2 miles in 2 feet of snow to get home.

by Gerard Irick January 7, 2010

the trooper

An kickass song by Iron Maiden with an awesome guitar chorus.

The Trooper owns you!!!

by asor823n8 May 21, 2004

trooper

a. Somebody who does something strenuous or tedious for a long period of time without complaining.

b. Somebody who overcomes a tough situation.

"Yeah, he was a trooper, man. He waited in line 4 hours to get tickets."

Or

Person 1: He's been in the hospital fighting cancer for a year now.

Person 2: What a trooper.

by E-Killa December 28, 2005

trooperness

troop-er-ness

v.intr.

1.
a. One known for the manner of one's acceptance of rules, especially of a game, or of a difficult situation.
b. Informal: One who accepts rules or difficult situations well.
c. Informal: A pleasant companion

'You drank that beer you put your cigarette out in? THAT is trooperness.'

by 87natty July 14, 2007

trooper

Anyone who exhibits EXTREME perseverence, fortitude, and tenacity.

Rocky was the ultimate trooper

by trooper1 February 15, 2005

Trooper

Anyone who rises above and beyond the call of duty. See wounded soldier.

After the party, Bob waltzed around his humble abode, downing wounded soldiers like a trooper.

by A-row May 27, 2003