The Todd 

A character on Scrubs that has a habit of turning every sentence into a double entendre, no matter what the cost. May be bisexual, as he has been seen hitting on both men and women. Loves wearing banana hammocks.

Elliott: "Anaconda," isn't that the one with the giant snake?
(The Todd suddenly pops up from behind a counter)
The Todd: (pointing to self) No, this is the one with the giant snake. I was waiting down there for hours.

The Todd by JNNC July 16, 2006

The Todd 

The guy who will sit next to you fishing all day using the same bait and catch everything while you catch nothing. Also known as the guy who will ruin what you’re trying to do.

I can’t believe The Todd caught so many and I didn’t.

The Todd by Jboogykillshot February 9, 2021

The Todd 

Double bourbon and coke in a tall glass

Can I have The Todd please barman.

The Todd by The Browster November 2, 2010

The Todd Five 

A form of high five popularized by the character "The Todd" from the show Scrubs. It involves giving a strong high five(usually so hard it makes an Indiana Jones snapping his whip sound)snapping, and then saying what the high five was for.The description of the five can also go before the five.

The Todd Five uses:

EX 1
Person: He really stuck it in me

Todd:"Thats what she said five!"*Five* *snap*

EX 2
Guy:Will you go out with me?
Girl:Nope.
Todd: *five* *snap* "Rejection five!"

The Todd Five by BusFullOfNuns June 27, 2010

The Todd Brown 

When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.

Dude how was last night with gabby?

Bro I gave her the todd brown, she loved it.

The Todd Brown by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017

The Todd Effect 

When one survives an experience that should have killed him, only to injure himself in a mundane fashion immediately afterwords.

After Todd survived being hit by a car, he tripped and fell on his untied shoelaces and broke his arm, a victim of The Todd Effect

The Todd Effect by Samobot5 March 14, 2009

Understanding the Todd Jackson 

I person that feels he is superior to most people but is actually a punk bitch. One that usually likes to suck Dick for beer money but doesn't even drink. Someone who likes to put other people down to try to overcome his own inadequacies ( normally small dick or inferior mind). Just an all around D- Bag

This guy is such a Understanding the Todd Jackson and he don't even know it. Doesn't he know he is a total ass hat and a D-Bag

Understanding the Todd Jackson by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020