the throngler 

A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.

the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction

the throngler by fallengard March 3, 2022

The Throngler 

The Throngler is a mythical and ruthless entity who chooses to present itself as a stone statue, It stands in between 6'0 - 7'0 inches, or 182 - 213 cm in height. It is said to possess many abilities such as matter manipulation, unlimited strength, unlimited speed, teleportation, reality hopping, telekinesis, omnipresence, perfect precision, immortality, precognition, shapeshifting, telepathy, time travel, extreme healing factor, flight, touch of death, gravity control, memory erasure, mind control, indestructibility, The Throngler is worshipped by a Cult known as The Thronglists, who await his arrival so that he can put an end to the "filth" who "plague" the planet (rumored to be Humans), The Throngler is mainly spoken about in a Turkish town known as Akyaka.

Have you heard about The Throngler?!

Yeah, Scary stuff.

The Throngler by AkyakaDweller June 21, 2023

The Throngler and Big Cum 

Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.

Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"

The Throngler and Big Cum by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024