The Texas Twister
The Texas Twister by luke February 17, 2005
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The Texas Twister
The Texas Twister, also known as The Kansas Tornado or The Oklahoma Okie. It is a sporty/athletic move, that can be pleasurable and dangerous.
It is when two guys are completely naked and oiled up. One guy is laying face down on the floor, with his butt up, and the other guy positions his rock hard penis into the anus of the guy face down. The guy that is on top starts doing the break dance move called the 'Hand Glide' propelling his body in to a fast spinning motion, like a twister. Hence the name: The Texas Twister. Longhorn fans, Tech fans, and Aggie fans love the sport.
It is when two guys are completely naked and oiled up. One guy is laying face down on the floor, with his butt up, and the other guy positions his rock hard penis into the anus of the guy face down. The guy that is on top starts doing the break dance move called the 'Hand Glide' propelling his body in to a fast spinning motion, like a twister. Hence the name: The Texas Twister. Longhorn fans, Tech fans, and Aggie fans love the sport.
Two finance bros get back to their apartment after a night of drinking Shirley Temples at the Meat Locker and one bro says to the other; 'man I'm so rock hard', the other bro says 'lets get these clothes off and oil ourselves up and you can give me The Texas Twister!'
The Texas Twister by Chunkyblue June 12, 2026
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