The Tempest

A major ass stomping storm thats said to be due in the year 2006, prophesied by the Insane Clown Posse in their 2005 album The Calm. Apparently this storm is supposed to rip all the non-believers a new asshole with lightning that sets fire to water, flaming tornadoes, thunder loud enough to shatter brick walls, and all other manner of apocalyptic phenomenon.

Better watch the crop circles, cause the Tempest is gonna be one badass bitch.

by Nova June 14, 2005

tempest

a wild violent windstorm accompanied with rain or hail; also sudden ourburst of emotions.

Its like a tempest in my mind.

by anki107 November 22, 2006

Tempest

(noun) A Member Of "The Gang Public Server" Who Most Often Types With Capitalization Of Each Word, Never Seeming To Fail At This Way Of Writing.

"Ugh can you please stop typing like a tempest! It's incredibly irritating." "I Think Writing Like A Tempest Is Quite Nice." "This guy trys to not seem like a tempest, but he slips up all the time."

by Baet March 08, 2021

Tempest

The most beautiful girl in the world. She captures the essence of gorgeous in its entirety. She's everything you want in a girl and more. You couldn't find a girl better than her. She's the love of my life.

Talking to Tempest will keep you smiling the whole time.

by damiannn November 24, 2009

tempest

The most boss muthafucking kid ever to set foot on this earth.

Look it's tempest I better fucking bow down.

by tyronestroodlebene May 01, 2013

Tempest

A constant problem. Fuck you, Tempest.

“God I hate Tempest so much. Why can’t he just talk normally?”

by Herberbth March 10, 2021

Tempest

Used to describe a guy that capitalizes every word in text just for satisfying himself, while making others way harder to read his text.

Stop capitalizing every word, you’re such a Tempest.

by 1named April 07, 2021