The Stensson

A guy who is in desperate need of an oscar-break. Life is short and this guy will live it to the fullest. He will call you at 3 am facked up, drunk and high at a bar, talking to you about the wrong foodora delivery and never mentions the bar-bill. The wrong response will force you to come pick him up in your facked up car with almost no gas. This will trigger a complicated and unstabilizing mental treasurehunt with the conclusion being: No man is never alone, as long as he is compatible with the nature of The Stensson.

"Nice cock bro, show me The Stensson"

The Stensson by mandemmmmm January 27, 2022

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The Svensson

Farting as revenge when you're denied sex

"I had a guy over and told him that I wasn't interested in intercourse.. He farted loudly and left.."

"OH what a douche.. That dude totally did "the Svensson!" I bet he was blond and super handsome though!"

The Svensson by TheSwedishMouseMafia February 22, 2023

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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