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The Steel 

Common name for the abandoned buildings of Bethlehem Steel on the banks of the Lehigh River in B-hem.
Yo, man, did you hear about Ethan? That guy got busted trespassing at The Steel.
The Steel by Southsidex3life August 30, 2007

the steel 

1. (imp. noun)Police officer; law enforcement officer. Can be used to describe City, County, State, Federal or Military officers or enlisted personnel. Arguably could be used to describe police explorers.

Believed to originate from the connotation of steel used to describe military armor.
"Ditch the skate, man, gotta run it's the steel"
"The muthafuckin steel pulled me over"
the steel by B dubya June 21, 2006

The Steel Balls 

Wrapping plastic around your balls then having your sister/roommate/friend/person and then smashing your balls with a hammer while you watch Spongebob.
Guy1: "hey man are you masochist?"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"

Guy2:"Nothing"
The Steel Balls by ThugNastyBiggums December 18, 2013

The Steel Asparagus 

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)

Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)

The Steel Bell 

The Steel bell is a loud, often startling, bell-like sound that goes off in a man's mind when he becomes aroused. Audio-hallucinatory representation of hormones in the brain making it send large amounts of red blood cells to the penis. Similar sensation to ringing ears, but more sudden and lasting only about a second. Most men don't speak about this phenomenon, for they find it highly emasculating to be startled by it. Known in male-targeted meme culture as "the steel bell"
The Steel Bell

John- *winces*
Derek- You got a headache or something?
John- Nah this scene is just really turning me on

feel the steel 

to take a large black penis vigorously and painfully in the vagina
Man, that girl looks like she wants to feel the steel!

You know Elisa right? Well I know she likes to feel the steel!