The Shotgun 

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman/victim of extreme pwnage in which the man involved retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and, on command, releases the air pressure, which expels the testicles outward onto the woman's/pwn victim's/Pruger's face. The shotgunned testicles can often achieve velocities of up to 120 km per hour. Every year the masters of the shotgun technique meet in the Scrotodome in Vilnius, Lithuania for the annual Shotgun Olympics. During the Shotgun Olympics, competitors try to break wooden boards similar to those used in Martial Arts exhibitions. The upper weight divisions sometimes use cinder blocks.

Kcastun McScrotum, the world middle weight shotgun champion, broke through 22.5 consecutive boards with one blast of The Shotgun last summer at the Shotgun Olympics!

The Shotgun by MC Derf March 17, 2008

The Shotgun 

right before you are about to blow your load you cock your dick along with a cocking noise and spooge all over the face.

Dude: oh baby... baby baby... baby..... baby...chick chick! ahhh.(spooge)

Girl: What was that?
Dude: The Shotgun!

The Shotgun by The Rubenator & Footlong Frank May 21, 2009

The Shotgun 

A technique to get laid. In a social situation, ask every girl at the function to have sex as the opener to the conversation. When they say no, immediately go to the next one.

It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.

Brad: "Dude I can't get any pussy"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"

The Shotgun by professional shoota man May 11, 2024

The Shotgun Method 

The method of hooking up (generally used in by males) by talking to a large number of people of the opposite sex, trying to hook up with them. From the large number of tries the chances are high for at least one hookup to succeed. It can also have a bad effect on the person using the method if all of the potential hookups reject or fail.

Me: How is George, man?

Friend: Idk, he's kinda down, all of the chicks he wanted to hookup with using the shotgun method rejected him.

Me: Shit, that sucks, I told you he gay.

The Shotgun Method by WhoKnowsXD May 21, 2019

The Shotgun Curtain 

The boundary that separates educated, progressive America from gun-hoarding, racist America.

Since the election, it has become increasingly difficult and dangerous to pass through the Shotgun Curtain from our America to their America.

The Shotgun Curtain by go out laughing November 17, 2016

Cocking the Shotgun 

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.

Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

Cocking the Shotgun by lawnman7 July 18, 2012

pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off

1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you

pumping the shotgun by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003