The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.

I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.

The Rusty Turnpike by Aye Matey November 19, 2019

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