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The Ricefields 

The Rice Fields (Ground Zero) is situated in Realm 0 on the edge of the omniverse. This realm is guarded by Franku and humble abode to Salamander Man. It is also speculated that a high concentration of autism causes the large amount of rice in this realm via a process known as the Cchan Effect. Frank used to live here, but has now migrated to the Nairobi Desert. Upon entering The Ricefields an individual is often subjected to a bizarre and often homoerotic initiation ritual. Few experts have been subjected to this ritual and all are unwilling to speak of it in detail. It is believed to begin with a ceremonial greeting similar to the one shown in the gallery. The Ricefields are both distrubing yet a place to marvel at. Few who are banished to the horrid place come back with full sanity. You tend to lose your sense of time as well considering time is measured in Chromosomes there.
The Ricefields by The Squid Pizza October 27, 2016
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welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

To inform a person that they are in the rice fields
Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work

My times in the Rice Fields 

A moment in your life that signifies an impactful yet slightly traumatic event that had an overall beneficial affect to your character arch.
“Hey Mau, how are you feeling?” “Considering I was just attacked by 12 Starving African children for my pizza scraps, I’m ok.” “Damn that’s intense” “Yeah. Reminds me of My Times in the Rice Fields”

Back to the rice fields

Back to the rice fields: it means to tell the Asian person that you are arguing to go back to the rice Fields
Ching chong guy: *speaks*
Jimmy: BACK TO THE RICE FIELDS. CHING CHONG YOU DID IT WRONG!
Ching chong: BING BONG! *orders dog soup*

Magic on the Rice Fields

A term used to describe a euphoric dawn. Can be transferrable across many contexts to express the wonders of life... first heard in Goa.
"Magic on the Rice Fields this morning, bit of low lying frost...but otherwise good stuff!"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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