The Ricefields

The Rice Fields (Ground Zero) is situated in Realm 0 on the edge of the omniverse. This realm is guarded by Franku and humble abode to Salamander Man. It is also speculated that a high concentration of autism causes the large amount of rice in this realm via a process known as the Cchan Effect. Frank used to live here, but has now migrated to the Nairobi Desert. Upon entering The Ricefields an individual is often subjected to a bizarre and often homoerotic initiation ritual. Few experts have been subjected to this ritual and all are unwilling to speak of it in detail. It is believed to begin with a ceremonial greeting similar to the one shown in the gallery. The Ricefields are both distrubing yet a place to marvel at. Few who are banished to the horrid place come back with full sanity. You tend to lose your sense of time as well considering time is measured in Chromosomes there.

WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS MOTHAFUCKA

by The Squid Pizza October 27, 2016

welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

To inform a person that they are in the rice fields

Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work

by Ikkybee March 12, 2017

My times in the Rice Fields

A moment in your life that signifies an impactful yet slightly traumatic event that had an overall beneficial affect to your character arch.

“Hey Mau, how are you feeling?” “Considering I was just attacked by 12 Starving African children for my pizza scraps, I’m ok.” “Damn that’s intense” “Yeah. Reminds me of My Times in the Rice Fields”

by AmaxPredatz August 17, 2018

Back to the rice fields

Back to the rice fields: it means to tell the Asian person that you are arguing to go back to the rice Fields

Ching chong guy: *speaks*
Jimmy: BACK TO THE RICE FIELDS. CHING CHONG YOU DID IT WRONG!
Ching chong: BING BONG! *orders dog soup*

by Affordable_genius October 17, 2019

Magic on the Rice Fields

A term used to describe a euphoric dawn. Can be transferrable across many contexts to express the wonders of life... first heard in Goa.

"Magic on the Rice Fields this morning, bit of low lying frost...but otherwise good stuff!"

by Anush June 18, 2020