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the real 

What's truly important in life, it could be money, it could be working on relationships, it could be anything. its doing what you want and have to do in anticipation of that making you happy with life
Schools out, I aint got no job, time to start my business and chase the real.
the real by BajanSaint December 11, 2009
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the real 

snoopy: hey you wanna smoke the real
hopps: ya
the real by snoopyandhopps February 20, 2020

The Real 

The Real. Adj. A description of any nouns authenticity.
M-C-C-0-Y, McCoy. Like, The Real.
The Real by RedRyder613 September 29, 2010

The Real 

When you decide to put up the shames and do the right of the situation. This could be in Company or in a personal situation.
Putting down the ego swords and getting good ides out on the table.
The Real is collaboration, not instigation. I could really use help on some ideas. What are your thoughts on it?

The Real 

An exclusive group of high class individuals
Can I join the real?”

“NO”
The Real by Comic_pdog December 4, 2022

the real... 

Invented by the real Sean Firth, the real Ben Slee and the real Jack Barrington, this phrase is suceeded by a person of your choice in a kind of sarcastic tribute, eg (on seeing the real Sean Firth) "Oh my god, is that... The REAL Sean Firth? Dude, i'm so honoured to meet you. Could I have your autograph?" Alternatively, you can decide they are not the real whoever. eg (on seeing the real Ben Slee) "Jesus! It's the real Ben Slee.... oh no it isnt! It's an imposter! get away from me, you fraud!"
Every man woman and child on the planet should worship the real Mick Foley. Not the fake Mick Foley of WWF/WWE fame, but the Real one. If you don't know who he is, shame on you. You are not worthy of being real. There will be societies and clubs honouring the real mick foley. We will not stop until we achieve total real Mick Foley worship, die or become bored of it all. LONG LIVE THE REAL MICK FOLEY.

The Real Business 

Expression used to describe partying at a higher level, taking no regard for anyone other than fellow Real Businessmen. Indulging in a full on frenzied binge of all of the goodness life can handle. Balls to the wall.
I was out with Dunc last night, we started off in a techno filled strip club with a couple of coked up hookers, then we went round to Johny's and got fired into The Real Business
The Real Business by Barry Amazon January 26, 2014
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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