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The RandyRides 

A Male technique to fake an orgasm, When a man puts a women doggy style,

he accumulates his spit in his mouth, then when timing is right. He secretively pulls out, and with 3 swift flicks the saliva flings onto there back, creating an imitation Ejaculation. He then proceeds to clean the evidence using (towl/shirt/dirty sock) to hide any evidence. In doing this he earns his

"Unspoken Gentleman's Card"
When Jack took his date home for the first time, he realized she was a plain Jane.
He was left with no choice but to spare her feelings and give her the "The RandyRides"
The RandyRides by Randy Rides July 25, 2022
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The RandyRides 

A Male technique to fake an orgasm, When a man puts a women doggy style,

he accumulates his spit in his mouth, then when timing is right, he spits in his hand secretively , pulls out, and with 3 swift flicks, the saliva flings onto there back, imitating Ejaculation. He then proceeds to clean the evidence using (towl/shirt/dirty sock) to hide any evidence. In doing this he earns his

"Unspoken Gentleman's Card"
When Jack took his date home for the first time, he realized she was a plain Jane.
He was left with no choice but to spare her feelings and give her the "The RandyRides"
The RandyRides by Randy Rides July 25, 2022
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