Various forms of milk
torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin
Phoenix with
fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I
hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species
wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
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Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester