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The Pharaoh's Curse

If you forget to return the slab in time, prepare for The Pharaoh's Curse.
The first signs of the curse is extra sand in your shoe for no reason. This lasts for about a week before the next sign. This is your last chance to return the slab before your demise. After this week your house starts being covered in sand. Things hanging from the ceiling in your house will fall down and sand will be covering the floor. The next sign is the one most associated with the curse, spitting out sand. Victims of the curse will start to spit out more and more sand as the days go by. This will all continue until the victim suffocates and dies.
Jamal: wus goo-fffff*spits out heavy amounts of sand*

Tyrone: You straight dawg?

Jamal: Nah, I got The Pharaoh's Curse
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The Pharaoh's Curse

what happens when you forget to return the slab
Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭
The Pharaoh's Curse by ALJ69 August 9, 2023
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