The Octagon

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A nickname for your penis. Featured in the Will Ferrell movie 'Anchorman'.
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

The Octagon by Bert Bert September 6, 2005

Words you can keep

The Octagon

When a person has achieved a status of simultaneously juggling eight different relationships at once.

Little Andrew was know as "The Octagon" after he balanced eight different girlfriends.

The Octagon by BeCAPPS February 16, 2014

Related Words

THE OCTAGON • the octogon • Tehoctagon • the • the game • the O • The Beatles • the boy • the shit • The Meaning Of Life

The Octagon

The area surrounding greenwich, south london where the bell never rings

im in the octagon and ive just seen another knockout

The Octagon by sudoandhispump February 20, 2009

THE OCTAGON

n. the octagon
superior fighting reservoir.. OF DEATH
the true definition of manhood, with the wisdom of a man

"I developed REX-kwon-do after two seasons of fighting in THE OCTAGON" - REX

THE OCTAGON by Mr. Very December 3, 2004

the octogon

Brian Fantana's nickname for his penis, as seen in "Anchorman"

I know what you ladies are wondering... Yes i do have a nickname for my penis, its called the octogon.

the octogon by BS Christiansen February 1, 2006

Tehoctagon

Verb meaning "to kick someone's ass". It can be used in the literal sense "Kick someone in the butt" or figuratively "I'll kick you're ass in this game"

Grammar notes:

Transitive (ie s.b. tehoctagons s.t./s.b.)

Irregular preterite: tehoctagan
Regular participle: tehoctagoned

I did terribly on the test, it tehoctagan the crap out of me.

They tehoctagan each other right in the hallway.

Don't get in a fight with him, he has tehocotagoned 3 people already.

I tehoctagon at this game.

Tehoctagon by zlackoff April 24, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026