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The New Roster 

A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.
A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.

The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)

OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.

I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.

First order of business:

EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.

Second order of business:

I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.

Third order of business:

The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.

I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.

*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.

GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up
The New Roster by Zephid15 April 9, 2008
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