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The Needy Octopus 

When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".
"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"

The Needy Caveman 

A man who really likes to have anal sex.
Gary was the needy caveman.

Do the needy 

Don't worry boss, I do the needy before the next release.
Do the needy by Caralot November 22, 2015

The Sarcastic Nerdy Bestfriend

that one nerdy, but sarcastic best friend of the main character. they always get the main character into stuff and most likely are adorable brunette boys. some examples are felix weston from "love victor", stiles stilinski from "teen wolf" and benny weir from "my babysitter is a vampire".
i always like the sarcastic nerdy bestfriend more than the main character? like stiles, or felix from love victor!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026