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The Needy Octopus 

When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".
"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"

The Needy Caveman 

A man who really likes to have anal sex.
Gary was the needy caveman.

Do the needy 

Slang for get the job done.
Don't worry boss, I do the needy before the next release.
Do the needy by Caralot November 22, 2015

The Sarcastic Nerdy Bestfriend

that one nerdy, but sarcastic best friend of the main character. they always get the main character into stuff and most likely are adorable brunette boys. some examples are felix weston from "love victor", stiles stilinski from "teen wolf" and benny weir from "my babysitter is a vampire".
i always like the sarcastic nerdy bestfriend more than the main character? like stiles, or felix from love victor!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026