The muppets

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.

girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH

The muppets by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

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The Muppets

the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers 'hoodies' who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying

"the muppets are there again"

The Muppets by james still January 12, 2007

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The Muppet

The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".

My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.

The Muppet by Falter Ego September 8, 2007

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Gluing the muppet

Finishing an important task

Sorry I can’t, I was gluing my muppet.
Sorry I can’t sing at church today because I was gluing my muppet.
My husband is in the basement gluing the muppet.
I was late for my wedding, I was gluing my muppet.

Gluing the muppet by DOUGHBOY HFX September 6, 2025

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the biggest muppet ever

JEVO

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever

the biggest muppet ever by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022

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The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area

I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me

The naked muppet by Jess baily February 8, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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