The Merchandise
Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”
The Merchandise by QuacksO November 26, 2011
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Hands off the merchandise!
Hands off the merchandise!
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
Hands off the merchandise! by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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hands off the merchandise!
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handling the merchandise
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Watch the Merchandise
What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.
Watch the Merchandise by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
Check the merchandise
To have sexual intercourse.
Check the merchandise by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012
Easy on the merchandise
Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."
*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."
*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."
*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."
*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."
Easy on the merchandise by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018
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