The Mart 

A fat ass who is usually called slow by the football coach

WTH UR GETTING DROPPED FROM THE TEAM The Mart BECAUSE UR SLOWER THAN THE FRICKING DEFENDER

The Mart by Mandel innit llol August 21, 2021

The Wal-Mart Effect 

The natural phenomenon that occurs when one enters any Wal-Mart Superstore needing nothing, yet somehow ends up leaving with a full cart.

This is probably due to their low costs, extended store hours, and poor employee benefits.

See: Wal-Mart

Victim: Dude, help me unload my cart.

Victim's Friend: I thought you said you didn't need anything?

Victim: ...They did it again! It's The Wal-Mart Effect, Gets me every time.

Victim's Friend: Ah, I see what you did there. Very well played, Wal-Mart.

The Wal-Mart Effect by Justin121121 September 25, 2010

The Wal-Mart Effect 

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.

The Wal-Mart Effect by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018

The Great Wal of Mart 

(n.) A slang term for the discount store that has consumed America as we know it, demolishing our economy of free enterprise and putting many small corporations out of business. Also known as Wally World, The Great Wal (Wall)

Jim Bob!!! No playing in the toy section with the youngins when we get to The Great Wal of Mart!

The Great Wal of Mart by chas.co. November 5, 2004

Mason The Martian 

The greatest video creator of all Time

Have you heard of Mason the Martian he makes the best videos

Mason The Martian by Rainy boiiii October 15, 2020

Ridin the MARTA bus 

1. Utilizing the public transit system in Atlanta, GA.

2. Drawlin, trippin, outta pocket; generally being a bitch or an asshole

1. Young woman of ill repute: "Can i get a ride wit you?"

Atl hustla: "Bitch you do not ride wit me; bitch you ride the MARTA bus!

2. Young philly teen#1: "Ms Lee has really been ridin the MARTA bus lately.

Teen #2: "Lately?! She rides the Marta bus hard as shit all the TIME!"

Ridin the MARTA bus by dirtsprobly January 12, 2010

Bobbin' The Marty

The act of maturbation during school

While my teacher turned her back i slipped my hand down my sweatpants and started bobbin' the marty cuz them algebra problems make me so horney.

Bobbin' The Marty by wetballs69 March 26, 2009