The Man in a Yellow Hat

His name is not ted you have been lied to

The man in a yellow hat is not named ted

by dougus April 10, 2020

Dirty man with the yellow hat

The act of constantly spanking one's monkey while eating a banana using too much teeth.

I give myself the best dirty man with the yellow hat.

by platinumgaming57 June 24, 2021

Said the man with the yellow hat

A phrase used to subtly imply that the sentence just said by your friend or peer wasbullshit or just plain stupid.

"I would climb that tree to the top with no ropes"

"Said the man with the yellow hat"

by Paulie! March 29, 2017