A game in which a group of males see who can get the most women in a set amount of time (usually over Summer). Points are often assigned for different things (sex counts for a large amount, while oral sex may only be half the points, though it varies). Whoever can total up the most points by the end of the set time wins "The Man's Game".
The boys and I played The Man's Game last Summer. Jack had sex with a few girls so he got 45 points. John only hooked up with one girl so he came in at 15 points. I happened to be on a hot streak and racked up 75 points.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.