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The Magic Jewel Bus

When a woman consumes the man's family jewels (aka the testicles) and puts them in her mouth and down her esophagus and into her lower intestine until the testicles can be visibly seen protruding from her rectum.
During Sunday School, Bridget had a sudden craving for dumplings. Her needs were promptly satisfied when Gary performed The Magic Jewel Bus.
The Magic Jewel Bus by Tayfar589 February 3, 2026
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