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Harpooning the salty longshoreman 

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
TheLongshot/Toni by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026