The Longshot
The Longshot by J-Bye!!! November 11, 2010
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Harpooning the salty longshoreman
"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."
"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."
"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."
"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."
"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."
Harpooning the salty longshoreman by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018
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TheLongshot/Toni
TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.
FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"
Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"
Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"
Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"
Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
TheLongshot/Toni by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
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