The lasso
Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).
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The Lasso
An omnivirous, cube-dwelling mammal. Native to the Pacific Northwest, he prefers abstaining from intimacy during the better part of the year. He also avoids social gatherings including alcohol, as this may impare his ability to tick and/or tie any numbers. His cohorts include The Hatchet, Pecker, Brunsteen, Papa Doug, and "The Firm Hates You" Isler.
KS- Hey Lasso, you wanna come to lunch with us today?
The Lasso- I would, but I need to tick and tie these figures on ABC Inc's Balance Sheet.
Senior Manager (in his head)- Boy, that Lasso kid sure is a go-getter. And not to be gay or anything, but I'll bet he's a dynamo in the sack.
The Lasso- I would, but I need to tick and tie these figures on ABC Inc's Balance Sheet.
Senior Manager (in his head)- Boy, that Lasso kid sure is a go-getter. And not to be gay or anything, but I'll bet he's a dynamo in the sack.
The Lasso by David B. Cool October 6, 2004
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Lasso the lizard
When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.
See also, lasso the chameleon.
See also, lasso the chameleon.
Lasso the lizard by Lizard1969 June 9, 2018
The Irish Lasso
When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.
I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.
The Irish Lasso by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019
The Laskowski Special
A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.
Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.
The Laskowski Special by Renascent October 3, 2021
Class of the lass
A variable that one uses to rationalize the classiness of a young female. typically used to rhyme your way into the boys conversation whilst still acting smart.
Class of the lass by HouseOfWords April 22, 2018